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Halloween Jokes

What's the best way to catch an ear of corn? Use a cobweb.

When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers.

Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office

Where do most werewolves live? In Howllywood, California.

Where do you take a ghost who's backed into a lawn mower? To a liquor store. That's where they retail spirits.

Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.

Where does a one-armed man shop? At a second hand store.

Where does Dracula usually eat his lunch? At the casketeria.

Which building does Dracula visit in New York? The Vampire State Building.

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What's the best way to catch an ear of corn?
Use a cobweb.

When do ghosts usually appear?
Just before someone screams.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers.

Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office

Where do most werewolves live?
In Howllywood, California.

Where do you take a ghost who's backed into a lawn mower?
To a liquor store. That's where they retail spirits.

Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo.

Where does a one-armed man shop?
At a second hand store.

Where does Dracula usually eat his lunch?
At the casketeria.

Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
The Vampire State Building.