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Halloween Jokes

What do baby ghosts wear on their feet? Boo-ties

What do ghosts and goblins drink on Halloween? Ghoul-aid.

What do ghosts put on top of an ice cream sundae? Whipped scream.

What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream.

What do little ghosts drink? Evaporated milk.

What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.

What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.

What do you call a little monster's parents? Mummy and deady.

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What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
Boo-ties

What do ghosts and goblins drink on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid.

What do ghosts put on top of an ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I Scream.

What do little ghosts drink?
Evaporated milk.

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A holy terror.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin.

What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and deady.