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Halloween Jokes

What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? Spare ribs.

What game do ghost like to play? Peek-a-Boo.

What goes "Ha-ha-ha . . . THUD!" A monster laughing his head off

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.

What happens when a ghost haunts a theater? The actors get stage fright.

What instrument do skeletons play? Trom-BONE.

What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show? A celebrity roast.

What is a ghost's favorite desert? Iced Screams.

What is a ghost's favorite oatmeal? SCREAM of Wheat.

What is a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangsgiving.

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What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.

What game do ghost like to play?
Peek-a-Boo.

What goes "Ha-ha-ha . . . THUD!"
A monster laughing his head off

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.

What happens when a ghost haunts a theater?
The actors get stage fright.

What instrument do skeletons play?
Trom-BONE.

What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
A celebrity roast.

What is a ghost's favorite desert?
Iced Screams.

What is a ghost's favorite oatmeal?
SCREAM of Wheat.

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving.