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Halloween Jokes

What type of music do ghosts prefer? Spirituals, of course.

What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.

What's a ghost's favorite breakfast? Ghost toasties with booberries.

What's a ghost's favorite desert? Boo-berry pie.

What's a ghoul's favorite game? Hide-And-Go-Shriek!

What's a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist.

What's big and gray and wears a mask at the theater? The Elephantom of the Opera

What's big and green and goes "Oink, Oink?" Frankenswine.

What's Dracula's favorite flavor of ice cream? Vein-illa.

What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck.

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What type of music do ghosts prefer?
Spirituals, of course.

What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.

What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
Ghost toasties with booberries.

What's a ghost's favorite desert?
Boo-berry pie.

What's a ghoul's favorite game?
Hide-And-Go-Shriek!

What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.

What's big and gray and wears a mask at the theater?
The Elephantom of the Opera

What's big and green and goes "Oink, Oink?"
Frankenswine.

What's Dracula's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Vein-illa.

What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck.