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Thanksgiving Jokes
Everyone likes a good laugh. Everyone likes making others laugh. Here is a collection of Thanksgiving Jokes that are sure to please. While you are gathered around the holiday dinner table you will always have something to say if you memorize a few of these holiday jokes. If you have another Thanksgiving Day joke you would like to see posted here, please email it to the webmaster.
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.
Why should you
keep your eye off the turkey dressing?
Because it makes him blush!
Why do turkeys
always go "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!
How do you keep
a turkey in suspense?
I'll tell you at Christmas.
Why did the
turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
What key has
legs and can't open doors?
Tur-key.
What happened
when the turkey met the axe?
He lost his head!
Teacher: "Why
did the Pilgrims sail to America?"
Student: "Maybe they missed their plane."
Teacher: "Why
do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
Why can't you
take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language!
If the Pilgrims
were alive today,
what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?
How can you
tell a male turkey from a female turkey?
The male is the one holding the remote control.
What do you
call the dirt on a Pilgrim's hands?
Pilgrime!
What is your
favorite thing to make for Thanksgiving dinner?
Reservations!
What did the
mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Why didn't the
turkey eat dessert?
He was stuffed!
What's blue and
covered with feathers?
A turkey holding its breath!
What cat
discovered America?
Christofurry Columbus!
Why was the monster tickled when he ate the turkey?
Because he forgot to pluck the feathers!
Did you hear
about the gobbler who bounced around the barnyard?
He was a perky turkey!
What's the best
way to stuff a turkey?
Take him out for pizza and ice cream!
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape.
'Twas the night of Thanksgiving,
but I just couldn't sleep...
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned...the dark meat and white,
but I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation,
the thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
stuffing with gravy, green beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky
with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
Happy eating to all -- pass the cranberries, please.
Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,"
a student wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."
A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better
turkey.
His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough
legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the
results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I
finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!"
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
"I don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!"
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Learn about the origins of the Thanksgiving day holiday.
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About Turkey An interesting look at the Turkey which has become
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Thanksgiving Poems What fun to print and share at your Thanksgiving
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Great Thanksgiving Day Quotes. These would
be great to use in scrapbooking, scrap booking quotes and sayings are loads of
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Great Thanksgiving Scrapbooking Page Titles.
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are quite handy. They are also handy, not just for scrapbooking but for
holiday greeting cards as well. |
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*NEW* Thanksgiving holiday
Coloring Pages
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Besides this will keep the wee ones busy while the adults visit in peace.
LOTS of coloring pages to print so please give the page time to load. |
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Thanksgiving Yes Canada has a
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